-alltimeblow:

okay so i live in an apartment and when i have my window open and my lights on you can see into my room directly at my all time low poster. so this dude was walking by outside and he was like “all time low sucks!” so i replied “at least they get more dick than you do!” and he was like “yeah, i doubt that” before he realized that i said dick and then he just kind of ran away

(via wearingmybestlittlegirlpout)

THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS.

highonpride:

  1. the person i like and why i like them.
  2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
  3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
  4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
  5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
  6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
  7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
  8. my last night out in detail.
  9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
  10. something i’ve lied about.
  11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
  12. something i’m currently worrying about.
  13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
  14. something i do without realising.
  15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
  16. a drunken story.
  17. something i regret.
  18. post a picture of myself.
  19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
  20. press ctrl v and post.
  21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
  22. 5 things i want to change.
  23. my view on being tumblr famous.
  24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
  25. 5 things within touching distance.
  26. story of my first kiss.

DO IT :) 

(Source: purem0rning, via d4zed)

fractured-beauty:

ihate-mythighs:

I will always, always reblog this. 

R.I.P angel. Always in my heart.
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erospainter:

Hey Santa
know what would be nice
for Christams to take all the faceless and anonymous people
who ask these totally banal and useless questions
hiding behind their faceless..sad selves
and just send me some duct tape
so I can take care of them all
please Santa I have been good this year
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